Monday, March 22, 2010

Tourettes Post

It's official. The author of this blog is having a meltdown. There is not a drop of alcohol to be found anywhere in the house and I'm shaking so hard I can rip the windowsill out of the wall. That pissed. Let me talk about MY DAY!

I don't know if its the latest Health Care disaster, or maybe the change in season, or maybe the weather, but I have never seen such a concentrated special breed of fucking assholes ever in my life. First off yeah Congress passed Health Care reform. Yippe-Ki-Fucking-Yay... Regardless we the people who slave away in the pharmacy really don't care what YOU THINK you should pay for your medication. It is getting really fucking old people. How hard is this to understand?

The pharmacy buys a bottle of 100 tablets and it costs the pharmacy $55. The person comes in with a state insurance plan and only has to pay $4 for 90 tablets. Why the fuck are you complaining about paying $4 dollars for a medication? YOU ARE NOT EVEN PAYING FOR THE MAJORITY OF IT!!! THE FUCKING STATE IS!!! GOD DAMN IT!!! THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE?!!!! WE PAY FOR YOUR MEDICATION AND YOU STILL BITCH!!! UGHHH GOD DAMN IT!!!

Second of all where do you think the pharmacy gets these medications so you pilferers can barter for it? We get it from distributors. Not the fucking magical RX unicorn!! It costs us MULAH!!! WE NEED MULAH TO SURVIVE AS A BUSINESS!!! WE NEED TO MAKE MONEY TOO!!! As much as people forget capitalism is still how we do things over here in the US of A. If a business doesn't make money it goes out unless its owned by the Fed which apparently makes its own rules. A business fails bail it out with taxpayer money. Hey afterall these businesses are "too big to fail!" You know what let them fail like everybody else is.

To top off everything on my way back from work I almost die at the hands of somebody who decided to go the wrong way through the roundabout. Yeah through a roundabout. One of these!

HOW DO YOU EVEN END UP GOING THE WRONG WAY IN A ROUNDABOUT?!!!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE IF YOU HAVE A BRAIN!!! HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK THAT UP??

The only thing that can possibly happen to you on a roundabout is that you get stuck on the inside and you keep going around in circles but you have got to be a whole lot of stupid to have that happen to you.

I'm starting to believe that evolution came to a standstill at some point in the last century and natural selection has selected a large population of people, which coincidentally all seem to reside in the general radius of Clinton Township, MI, to regress in the evolutionary chain. Either that or the city is built on top of a burial site of elephant bones.

Yes that is it Clinton Township, MI, is a pet cemetery. There is no other explanation.

Until next time...

Grab some bones and the I Ching and throw them at an idiot in your life...

Joe

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