Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
If You Drive In Michigan Bring Food & An RV
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Dodging A Bullet
Over the last month (it seems like a lifetime) I have been fighting cold after cold. Finally this week I broke down and got myself and appointment with my family physician. When I say I broke down, I mean I physically was at the point that I could not sleep in any other position but one involving sitting at a complete 90 degree angle. I couldn’t breathe bending over or even slightly slouching and my voice was basically similar in tonal quality to that of escaping air from a hose. It also doesn’t help that I’ve been trying to put a band together and I was hoping that Spring Break would give me plenty of time to do just that. I’ve accomplished near to zilch over the break except going through excessive amounts of Kleenex (I am now #12 on the list of leading destroyers of the rainforest) and coughing out multiple organs. I thought about selling them on the Black Market or maybe Ebay but I figured that having a liver might be more important than making some extra cash—though I could use a new amplifier. So I found a surgeon at a Hampton Inn who was able to reinsert my liver and give me free butt implants. That’s a story for another day.
I feel that the story needs some further explaining so I’ll take you back to the beginning. The beginning was in February--like the weekend right before my 21st birthday. I got a little bit of a cold. It wasn’t anything Earth shattering but it was definitely a little discomforting. I was okay by the time my birthday came around and then the first week of March I freaking got nailed. For like two days I had a high fever and just was miserable as all hell. Then I was fine but something wasn’t right. I would get winded really easily and was just fatigued but I went on ignoring it. Spring Break was coming up and there was stuff to do before it peaked it’s inebriated head around the corner of my calendar. Last Friday I experienced what may have been the straw that broke this blogging camel’s back. I had a patient sneeze in my face. I blogged about I here in my last entry but I merely thought that it was just a good cold that I got. I was very wrong. My condition did not improve and out of the three days I was scheduled to work this week—I worked a Tuesday and was told my boss to get into a doctor ASAP. She said that “my eyes were not looking right”. I kind of blew it off since I had dealt with some killer bugs before and didn’t really let it get in my way of earning a paycheck or going through with my normal routine. I made myself back to the bathroom and happened to just take a peek at myself in the mirror on the way out and was pretty horrified at just how bad I looked. It was like Charlie Sheen bad. So finally I broke down and called my Dad and told him to call my doc for an appointment. I told my boss I had to take Thursday off and she had somebody cover it for me.
Wednesday was bad. Like I don’t even want to talk about how bad it was. Thursday morning came around and needless to say I got no sleep at all. I took a shower, got dressed, and had my Dad drive me to my doctor’s office in Sterling Heights. First off, what is it with a doctor’s office waiting room that attracts weirdos? I realize that it was St. Patrick’s Day and a good 60 to 70 percent of the population was tipping them back at sunrise but still 0_o. The wait wasn’t very long—which was good because I felt like crap and was in no mood to be sitting in the middle of Barnum & Bailey’s Big Tent. The nurse called my name and weighed me on the scale (and then shouted my weight out at a level that I think the neighboring cities could hear) and led me to my little cubbyhole room to wait for the doctor. Now as much disdain as I carry for what seems to be a vast majority of the doctors I have run across I really do like my doctor. I’m lucky to have had a family physician who is a pretty down-to-earth guy and a walking encyclopedia. Imagine those two things together? Hmmm…
He took an X-ray and came back in the room and informed me that I had one nasty case of Pneumonia. In his words, “How in the hell are you still standing?” So from that and an early statement about how I sounded like I was “rattling like a toolbox” when he listened to my lungs—I got the message it was pretty bad. I either could go to the hospital or go home on some nasty antibiotics. I chose the nasty antibiotics and it is now Sunday and I’m mobile and staying positive but still feeling sick. I’m also on medical leave from work for a week courtesy of my doctor chewing my butt out about waiting to see him and getting exposed to sick people while being really sick myself. It has been the most boring week I have ever had. HANDS DOWN.
Moral of the story is that if you are feeling sick stay home. If you are feeling really sick for an extended amount of time (like sick to the point that you know something isn’t right) do not ignore it and get into a clinic or your doctor. I got lucky here that I didn’t develop Pleurisy. I mean I came VERY CLOSE. Don’t make my mistake. It has now been 28 days and I am just starting to feel a little better. IT. IS. NOT. FUN.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Here We Go Again
Sound familiar? Here's a memory jog.
This is going to be bad. Anybody that tells you otherwise is lying. We are getting ourselves blindly involved in a conflict that has no benefit to our involvement. We cannot afford another war when we are still submerged in Iraq and Afghanistan. Every time you see a missile being launched into Tripoli from one of our ships that is $1 million dollars of US taxpayer money being thrown away. So far they've launched 120 of them. Do the math. Secondly we are overthrowing Gaddafi, who while a dictator and an arguably insane man has no interest in bothering us. The man has a residence in freaking New Jersey and up to this point has been pretty diplomatic and friendly to the current administration. This guy is also secular. So I really don't have much of a problem with Obama's hesitancy to get involved here. After we take Gaddafi and his secular dictatorship down what do you think is going to take power? Can I get "Radical Religious Regimes in History" for $400? The United States should not be in the business of starting wars. We should be in the business of finishing them and/or avoiding them. The UN could handle this situation on its own yet here we are making the same mistake we did several years ago. If you don't learn from history you are doomed to repeat it and in the current economic state of this country--repercussions will be astronomical. There are two possibilities. (1.) The Pentagon is telling the truth and this truly will be a quick multi-phase war effort for the United States. This means that we will be in and out within a matter of days (weeks at the longest)and have absolutely nothing to worry about. If this is indeed the case we can all rest assured that at the present time the American people have already put a $100 million down-payment on replacing the Gaddafi dictatorship with a more radical religious regime. This regime will for sure be planning on attacking us or aiding in terrorist plots against our embassies and/or people. We'll also be paying at least $200 a barrel for oil. (2.) The Pentagon is lying through their teeth and have absolutely no idea how long we're going to be stuck in Libya. I'm leaning with this possibility as every statement reeks nostalgia of the Bush administration circa 2003. Without our occupation and consistent military involvement that country will erupt into civil war and inevitably be dominated by one Islamic sect or another. There's no other option. You can't change thousands of years of primal sectarian hatred with democracy. It doesn't work. Democracy and Islamic rule are totally incompatible. Water and oil. Oh yeah and we'll also be paying at least $200 a barrel for oil. So here I am watching CNN and pounding my head into the table repeatedly. Maybe I should just go out and buy myself a conical hat while I can still afford to and get a head start on Chinese. At this rate the United States will be done in a couple years at most. |
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Rant Rant Rant Rant Sneeze
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Lent
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Westboro Wins
The gavel has struck and the Supreme Court has made its official ruling deciding in favor of an infamous anti-gay hate group. The Westboro Baptist Church will be allowed to continue picketing and protesting the funerals of American service members who died to protect those including the hatemonger’s themselves. The Supreme Court upheld in an 8-to-1 decision a lower-court’s ruling to throw out a lawsuit filed against Westboro by the father of an American Marine who had died serving his country. Amongst other things the Supreme Court ruled:
“…such speech cannot be restricted simply because it is upsetting or arouses contempt.”
Secondly, this case establishes a new precedent. From the second I seen the news article’s title--the hairs on the back of neck stood up. Let’s face it. Aside from Jihadists and suicide bombers--Westboro is pretty much as whacked and evil as they come. I knew that they would take this court victory as a major stepping stone to revving up their activity and media presence. Once the army has the hill why would they strive to take it again? They wouldn’t. They’d continue on and take the town. This is exactly what Westboro is going to do. They know they can already get away with protesting military funerals free of civil or criminal repercussions. That line has been drawn. Now they’re going to see how far they can push that line.
Right now as it is, these protestors have to stay 1000 feet from the actual site of the funeral on the basis that the burial grounds and funerals take place on private property (or private property with public access) that will not allow permit appearance of freak shows like Westboro. Watch these psychotic nut jobs try and get closer to the site because they have “legal protection”. Watch them become louder because they have “legal protection”. Watch them become more aggressive because they have “legal protection”.
Watch the lawyers line-up to represent these people. Don't think they'll do it? Think again.
They have a citable precedent to prove their case now. Lawyers want to make names for themselves. Just ask the Fieger's and Bernstein's of the world.
“Margie Phelps, a leader of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kans., told reporters there the congregation would “quadruple” the number of its funeral protests as a result of the Supreme Court ruling.”
2.) Fred Phelps and his inbred followers/family/spouse will have a protest on their funerals that’ll wake the dead. In fact it might be a celebration.
Until next time…